Ooops.
So there’s this really loud event going on a couple of miles from my house. A band is playing all the cliche cover songs - Don’t Stop Believing, I Will Survive, We Are the Champions. Etc. Etc. And the bands are terrrrible. They also have an MC. A very loud MC who is shouting and being amplified so loudly that you can probably hear him a good 25 miles away.
This noise is keeping me awake. It’s the middle of the night. Been ranting about it all night and mocking the music. I chalked it up to a bunch of drunk redneck a-holes. (If you knew where I live, you’d call them rednecks too, trust.)
Welllll, come to find out, the event is Relay For Life.
Nice, B. Nothing like being knocked off my high horse after bitching about a huge charity event to benefit cancer.